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Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt

Short joke, big type - funny the way fan shirts should be.

A replica jersey lists a roster. This t-shirt carries a feeling instead: Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS. Drawn by fans for Dallas fans, printed one at a time rather than in a warehouse run. The skull drawing gives the lettering a harder edge without turning it into a costume. The t-shirt is cut for a crowd, not for a photo shoot.

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  • DesignY'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull
  • Apparel10 garment styles
  • Colours6 colourways
  • SizesSizes S-3XL
Fan-made, unofficial designPrinted on demandNo warehouse stockUS shipping from $4.9530-day misprint replacementWorldwide delivery

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Available Colours

This design is available in multiple garment colourways. The mockups below are taken from the live campaign - 6 colour variations were published for this design. They are previews, not selectors: choose your garment style, colour and size on the Viralstyle product page.

Colour previews are shown to help you choose your look. Final colour selection is made on Viralstyle.

Colour previews are shown to help you choose your look. Final colour selection is made on Viralstyle.

Available Apparel

The campaign for this design offers 10 garment styles. They are listed below exactly as the campaign publishes them - pick the one you want on the Viralstyle product page, where each style shows its own price.

  • Premium Unisex Tee
  • Unisex Cotton Tee
  • Unisex Hoodie
  • Women's Crew Tee
  • Mens V-Neck
  • Women's V-Neck
  • Men's Tank Top
  • Crew Neck Sweatshirt
  • Signature Soft Tee
  • Comfort Colors Boxy Tee
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The Idea Behind The Design

Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt began as a phrase rather than an illustration: Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS. Once it was set large enough to read from ten feet away in a room that is already loud, the t-shirt needed nothing added to it.

A mark like Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull has to work at arm's length and across a room, which rules out fine line work and busy backgrounds. The composition stays blunt on purpose: Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS, strong contrast, and enough space around it that the fabric colour does the rest. The skull drawing gives the lettering a harder edge without turning it into a costume.

A Cowboys Sunday has an audience well past the stands - the art has to hold up. A piece carrying Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS is meant to sit in that weekly habit, not in a one-weekend costume. And there is a chant for it: "How 'Bout Them Cowboys", the nearest thing this fanbase has to a house style, which Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull sits inside comfortably.

Because it is fan-made rather than licensed, Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt can carry Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS without borrowing a mark it has no right to. So the thing you take home is Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS, not a licence number.

If you already talk like this on Sundays, the t-shirt is just the public version of Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS. The artwork says Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS and leaves it at that.

Why It Stands Out

What makes Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt different is the joke. Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS is a punchline Dallas fans will get with no explanation needed, printed at the size a tailgate needs. Funny football shirts only work when they do not explain themselves.

You will not find Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull in a league shop, and that is the point of an unofficial t-shirt.

Who It's For

It suits fans with a sense of humour and group chat comedians best - the people who want allegiance without a full replica kit. The artwork, Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull, keeps the statement on the t-shirt instead of on a numbered jersey.

Buying Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt for someone else is low risk - sizing is unisex for the listed apparel styles. Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt is not tied to a single week of the season, and pricing starts at $21.99.

Built for Game Day

Where this t-shirt actually gets worn: a tailgate where you are standing outside for three hours before anyone throws a ball, a Sunday on the sofa when the weather makes the trip a bad idea, and the walk from the parking lot to the gate in November. Short sleeves early in the year, a layer over it later, and it never goes back in the drawer until spring. The graphic stays Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull in all of those rooms.

It also survives the rest of the week, because a fan-made graphic like Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull reads as a graphic first - it works on a commute or a Saturday errand in a way a replica jersey does not.

Gridiron Locker is an independent fan-made store. These designs are not officially licensed by any team, league, university or player.

Size Information

This campaign is offered in 6 sizes: S to 3XL (S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL). Sizing is unisex for the listed apparel styles. The measurement chart below is a guide - the size you select is confirmed on the Viralstyle product page.

SizeChest width (in)Body length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

Lay a shirt you already own flat and compare - it beats guessing. Full guide: size guide.

Product Details

  • Independent, fan-made design - not official or licensed team merchandise
  • Printed on demand after the order is placed, so nothing is warehouse stock
  • 10 garment styles offered by this campaign
  • Sizes S-3XL (6 sizes)
  • 6 garment colourways published in the campaign mockups
  • Pricing starts at $21.99; each garment style is priced individually on Viralstyle
  • Worldwide shipping with tracking issued at dispatch
  • Preshrunk 100% combed ring spun cotton
  • Blended preshrunk ring spun cotton/polyester in heather
  • 4.5 oz
  • 30 singles

Shipping & Delivery

Every item is printed after the order is placed - there is no warehouse stock to ship from, which is why the catalogue can stay this wide without anything selling out. Production takes a few business days, then the parcel moves.

United States: standard shipping from $4.95, typically 5-12 business days from order to doorstep including production. International: worldwide delivery is available; the exact rate and estimate for your address is calculated at checkout on Viralstyle.

If an item arrives misprinted, damaged or defective it is replaced within 30 days. Delivery estimates are estimates - if you need a piece for a specific game, order early in the week rather than the night before.

Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt – Frequently Asked Questions

What is printed on the Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt?

The artwork is Y'ALL CAN KISS MY DALLAS with longhorn skull. It is an independent, fan-made graphic for Dallas supporters, not official team merchandise.

What colours does the Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt come in?

This campaign published 6 garment colour variations, previewed on this page as campaign mockups. Colour availability is set per campaign and can change, so the current, authoritative list is on the Viralstyle product page - that is also where you select the one you want.

What sizes are available?

Sizes S to 3XL (S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL) for this campaign. Sizing is unisex for the listed apparel styles. The measurement chart on this page shows chest width and body length in inches. You pick your size on the Viralstyle product page.

Where do I choose my shirt colour, style and size?

On Viralstyle. Gridiron Locker is where you see the design and the details; garment style, colour and size are selected on the Viralstyle product page for this campaign, immediately before checkout.

Where is checkout completed?

Orders are placed and paid for on Viralstyle, the print-on-demand partner that runs this campaign. Gridiron Locker never takes payment or handles your card details - the SHOP NOW button hands you over to the campaign page.

Is the Y'all Can Kiss My Dallas Longhorn Shirt official team merchandise?

No. This is an independent, fan-made design. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by or licensed by any professional or collegiate team, league or player. Team and city names are used only to describe who the artwork is for.

How is the product made?

It is printed on demand. Once your order is placed on Viralstyle the t-shirt is printed and finished, then shipped with tracking. Nothing is pre-printed, so there is no dead stock and no 'sold out' on a design that is still live.

Can I get this design on a hoodie or sweatshirt instead?

The campaign offers Premium Unisex Tee, Unisex Cotton Tee, Unisex Hoodie, Women's Crew Tee, Mens V-Neck, Women's V-Neck and more. Each style is priced separately and selected on the Viralstyle product page.

How much does it cost?

Pricing for this design starts at $21.99. The final total for the campaign option you choose is the amount shown on Viralstyle before you pay.

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From $21.99, 10 garment styles, 6 colourways, sizes S-3XL. Style, colour and size are chosen on the Viralstyle product page, where the order is completed.

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